Men Do Not Forget to Bring Your Tax Return

What you’re about to read is meant to spark controversy and if you’re offended, too bad.  I call it like I see it.  Perhaps you are one of the minority this does not apply to and, if so, I’m sincerely sorry.

Let’s get started, shall we?  I’ll dive right in.

Were you aware that a guy who makes 75K is within the top third of all earners in the country?

If you’re a Christian have you read scriptures like Luke 12:22-25 and others pertaining to money and provision?

Were you also aware that either overtly or unconsciously ruling guys out who make less than 100K per year means that ALMOST 90% of men…many good looking with good hearts and tons of fun…go out the window?

Where there’s true attraction, security, and compatibility outside the wallet, don’t you think that makes for a better life than European vacations and shopping sprees?

I’ve noticed an alarming trend most prevalent in the Bible belt.  When someone possesses a certain level of attractiveness, good fortune, education, and success, the sense of entitlement skyrockets!  Let’s call these ladies B++’s or better.

So be honest with yourselves…I mean quietly honest, just you and the mirror. At the end of the day, will you be one of those gals that passes on a guy like me in exchange for the fat guy with the big wallet who really never gave you goosebumps and that sense of excitement you really longed for?

I cannot for a minute believe that all the tall dark and handsome much less merely cute but charming men all happen to be the ones making over 100K.

Fascinating experience here.  I make $85,000 per year and cannot even come close to meeting an equal on Match.com in terms of faith, intellect, looks, and personality – sad right??  Fact is, I’m a good looking and fun guy full of ambition and compassion.  Who knows, the way things are going I’ll likely hit that $100K mark next year.

Out of curiosity, I ran an experiment – bumped my income range on Match up to 100-150K and BAM!  My activity increased TEN-FOLD.  Lol.  A friend of mine, on the other hand, who makes at least 150K and would be considered by many about equal to me BUT has 2 divorces on his resume, couldn’t keep up with all the Match communications he received.  He’s now happily engaged to “his equal” …a great gal filled with character who even admits that most women chase money.

Now listen… I realize we all want the best we can get.  After all, I would love to meet an attractive, fun, adventurous woman who also happens to make 100K or more.  BUT, the money would be a bonus, not at the front of the line.

Unfortunately while many of you pay this same sentiment lip service, it’s simply untrue in your walks.

Yes I know some of you happen to chase the right things and stumble into fortune.  But what explains why me and tons of friends making less than 100K who are otherwise “great catches” stay single (because we won’t settle in areas that matter) hear NON-STOP stories about how “my ex was verbally abusive” “my ex beat me” “my ex drank too much and cheated” “my ex was a workaholic” “my ex was selfish” “my ex now dates a 25 year old” blah blah blah?

And I come to find out, 9 times out of 10, that this infamous jerk of an ex just happened to make lots of money.  What a freakin’ shocker!

If you’re going to preach to me about security, please take it to God instead.

If the average family in California can live on under $50K per year don’t you think two people with combined salaries equaling 100K or more could be happy together?

 No one’s asking you to marry a lazy underachiever, but ruling out a HUGE chunk of the otherwise compatible male population who are more than capable of providing their share is a huge mistake.

That’s all for now.  Yes I know you hate me but I really don’t care .  Good luck in search princesses.